So why are you late? Because Moron Cantdriverstein took a whopping two spots for his Range Rover, and there's no space for your dumb ass smart car. Time for him to play.
It's not worth getting in trouble with the law. Give him a message from www.youparklikeanasshole.com instead. Just head to the site and print out pdfs with phrases on them like: two spots, one car, ummmm... a little too close, that's a compact?, and over the painted lines. When the situation arises, check the appropriate box(es) and leave the note of the moron's windshield.
While it won't fix your current predicament, it will mitigate your rage.... and keep you out of anger management.
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